this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
(Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via ruinedchildhood)
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
this is me about 98 percent of the time.
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
(Source: dimwited, via halloweenghoul)
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
(Source: cyberist, via shhdarlingsilenceyourwords)